Social Machinery

Are you tired of your Social Network life? Feed up of exposing your life trough web 2.0? Would you like to recover your offline back again? Web 2.0 Suicide Machine  lets you delete all your energy sucking social-networking profiles, kill your fake virtual friends, and do away with your Web2.0 alterego.

The machine is just a metaphor for the website which moddr_ is hosting; the belly of the beast where the web2.0 suicide scripts are maintained. Currently, this service can delete all your friends and messages, change your username, passwords and photo so that you cannot log back in to site like Facebook, Myspace, Twitter and LinkedIn.

With the slogan “find your neighbors again really” Web 2.0 suicide machine intends to eliminate all trace of our existence on web 2.0 social graph. Until now, 745 people have committed digital suicide, 49,875 friends have been unfriended and 162,402 tweets have been removed since launching.

One of the main benefits of using this digital suicide method is speed. The site promise to do in less than an hour what it manually would take almost 10. The promise 100% satisfaction guaranteed. Is also important to notice that after the killing my 2.0-self process starts nobody can stop it!

Is there life after digital suicide?

As this site recommends, killing your digital me can be a tough experience. Hence, they recommend start doing some offline activities: “Try calling some friends, take a walk in a park or buy a bottle of wine and start enjoying your real life again. Some Social Suiciders reported that their lives have improved by an approximate average of 25%. Don’t worry, if you feel empty right after you committed suicide. This is a normal reaction which will slowly fade away within the first 24-72 hours.”